freethink

(See Tori Spelling above in her natural habitat and without make up.)

I tried watching about 2 minutes of her show she has with her husband. I suffered massive damage by losing brain cells and a significant IQ drop.

What paparazzi would even want to go within 30 feet of that beast? She only cares about her fame. And her voice, oh Lord, her voice. It sounds like someone shoved pickles up her nose. That was a bad analogy but it would sure be funny to see.

Recently she was seen flaunting her baby to the paparazzi and her oldest son, Liam, had sunglasses on to protect him from the flash of the cameras. Oh, but the baby. Poor, poor Tori Spelling spawned baby. Did she have sunglasses on or a hood shielding her delicate little eyes from the flash of the mean and evil paparazzi? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Tori would not allow that. She wants the world to see something she created that doesn’t have a horse face.

Tori, talk to your mom or we’re calling the show Intervention. You have overdosed on love. Love for the paparazzi.

Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered if a horse can sing…they can’t! Watch the YouTube video for proof.

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